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Joke of the Day
"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"
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"What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal? A Robin Williams."
"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children."
"Were you raised on a farm? Cause you sure do know how to raise a cock."
"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"
"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"
"Here's a nerdy joke: If you use 8 bits from a Macbook, are you taking a bite from an Apple? Crunch."
"'Pizza Hut, can I take your order?' Me: 'May I speak with the owl, please?' 'Who?' Me: 'Hahaha, that never gets old! Large pepperoni.'"
"Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?"