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Joke of the Day
"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"
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"BLIND DINOSAUR Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us."
"Today a man came to my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"
"I go hours without using the restroom just so I can let out a huge orgasmic moan when I start to pee & scare other women in the ladies room."
"Why did the chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!"
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
"Let he has never told a bad joke Cast the first tomato"
"This girl said ""she didn't know how I would take it..."" So I figured if anything I'd just give it back."
"What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight? You wanna pizza me?!"