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Joke of the Day
"What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes."
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"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
"What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color? GINGER."
"I'm on the powerlifting forums, trying to convince everyone that kissing another man before you bench gives you an awesome adrenaline boost."
"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"
"I just took enough Vicodin to kill a medium-sized Chipmunk. RIP Roy. Roy's the hypothetical Chipmunk. I named him. Has anyone seen my legs??"
"Some people need Rosetta Stone for Sarcasm"
"What do you call a person with no nose or body? Nobody nose!"
"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him to screw it in."