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Joke of the Day
"What is the best joke that made you LOL?"
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"God: Don't eat that Apple. You can smoke this plant I made instead [20 min later] Adam: Sooo hungry Eve: Me too Adam: That apple looks good"
"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."
"Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed."
"""when people say different color bell peppers taste different"" [doctor nodding] I meant anything bothering you physically"
"Two sheep are in a field... One says ""Baaaaaaah"" The other one says, ""Fuck, I was gonna say that!"""
"What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !"
"How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8"
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"
"*steals someone's soul* *steals someone's mate* *Creates a soulmate*"