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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed."

"My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me The Love Machine' because I'm terrible at tennis."

"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"

"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I just have beer"

"The governers mansion in Alabama caught on fire today It burned down yhe whole trailer park."

"Her: You don't have to cook me dinner, we can just go out. Me *tossing a jellyfish in the air like pizza dough* No it's fine I don't mind.."

"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!"

"My girlfriend's dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she's 18 and I'm 32. It really ruined our 10th anniversary."

"At first I was reluctant to fix my broken fence... but then I just had to repost."

"I always get a ""Yes"" from women, but it's usually followed by ""That's him, officer."""