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Joke of the Day
"I almost had a threesome last night, All I needed was two more women."
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"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wiiiine."
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"
"Me: [to cat] HEY! GET YOUR PAW OUTTA THAT FISH TANK, MISTER. Fish: [holding the cat's paw] Ignore himhe'll never understand love."
"why did the lion win the race? because he mufasa."
"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."
"A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes."
"[on death row] ""what would you like for your last meal?"" ""A McRib"" ""McRib doesnt come back for 6 more mont...oooh well played!"""
"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."
"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"