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Joke of the Day
"Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg"
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"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."
"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""
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"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the Jaw."
"KIDNAPPER: Get in the trunk ME: You're abducting me 4 days before Christmas? K: Heh yep ME: Omg thank you K: What ME: I'm all yours K: Wait"
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"Do deaf people have a right to a fair hearing?"