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Joke of the Day

"The Conservation of the Letter R Everytime a Bostonian ""pahks his cah in the yahd"", a Texan warshes something"

"Have you heard about the old wheel that got a new image? He retired."

"The American flags on the moon have been bleached white from 44 years of solar radiation. If aliens ever attack, we've already surrendered."

"What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, would kill you? A pool table."

"I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it."

"My Paul walker joke What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?? ""Dunn Walking!!!"

"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."

"I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly. *gets on knees and undoes your belt*"

"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"

"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist"