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Joke of the Day

"I've had the clap so much that it's turning into applause."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"

"Now that Fox News is 18 can we send it to Iraq?"

"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."

"Did you hear about the avon lady ? Max Factor"

"You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them."

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish asks the other fish ""How do we drive this thing?"""

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

"Have you found Jesus? No? Me neither. I think we lost him near the border. God, I hope he's ok. He had like all the cocaine with him."

"Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa. But then I realised it was my mother-in-law."