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Joke of the Day

"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."

"[OC] What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes? ""I'll show myself out."""

"What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic? You can call him whatever you want; it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it."

"[being carried away by a colony of ants] haha nice let's see where this goes"

"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."

"What do you call the useless skin on the end of a penis? A man. Courtesy of my grandmother."

"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."

"I'm a genie. If you rub me, ill grant you 3 wishes."

"This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*"

"What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman? The krypton-knight."