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Joke of the Day

"[OC] What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes? ""I'll show myself out."""

"As a kid I was frightened of the dentist... Because he was a Paedophile every time I went in he'd give me a filling"

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."

"What do you call chips that aren't yours? Nacho chips"

"When I'm sad I drive over to Keanu Reeve's house and watch him check the mailbox for scripts."

"What's green and turns red at the push of a button? A frog in a blender."

"Sorry I picked up your pug and ran him in for a touchdown."

"Picking up a drug addict is easy... They go for any line."

"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."

"Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."