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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gold fish cross the road? To go to /r/antijokes"

"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."

"Yo mama's so fat That when she walked past the the tv I missed three episodes."

"I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"Did you hear about the camper who refused to wake up? He was intent on sleeping in."

"Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!"

"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."

"I just gave my kid ice cream because she wouldn't stop crying. Sorry, whoever she winds up marrying."

"What do you call Kosher ice? Iceberg"

"What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs."