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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"
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"Teacher: I'd like a room please. Hotel Receptionist: Single Sir? Teacher: Yes but I am engaged."
"""Are you cold?"" *People who are cold*"
"School is the foreplay of life You can't rush it."
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."
"TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"
"What happens when a Jewish man with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."