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Joke of the Day

"*With only office supplies, she diffuses the bomb with 1 second to spare* Boss: What are you doing? Me: *shoves action figures in desk.*"

"What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !"

"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"

"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."

"Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them."

"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."

"Teenager is on the verge of comiting suicide, calls the Suicide Line for help... Cops show up to help. They kill him so he doesn't commit suicide."

"A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts... The shrink says, ""Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."""

"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"