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"Best blonde jokes?"
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"If you stop water with a dam... ...do you stop holy water with a goddamn? If you psychically stop holy water for a living, can you mind your own goddamn business? -&y (Yes i wrote that myself)"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."
"My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ..."
"Ethics of the police"
"My uncle died from a turtle stampede. It was a slow death."
"Do you know what they say about the guy that invented life savers? He sure made a mint."
"What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter? Thank you for your patients."
"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face..."
"Minions.3D.BluRayRiP.4K.aXX0.torrent Talk like a pirate day"