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Joke of the Day
"Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed? #whatnottosayduringsex"
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"Websites never remember me :("
"How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb? Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks."
"Now that Scalia, the bullfrog of SCOTUS, has passed away... Can we say he finally croaked?"
"One of my lamps has a light bulb which has outlasted my past 7 relationships."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it"
"*bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP"
"What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry? Fetus."
"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."
"""Mom! I'm going out!"" - You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt - Why not? - Because I can see your balls, Richard."