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Joke of the Day

"What are the sickest rock layers? The ones with diabases."

"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."

"Boss: Staff meeting at 3:00. Me: I can't come, I'm allergic. Boss: But we're not serving food. Me: ... yeah now I really can't come."

"A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar. They say ""ow"""

"Knock Knock Joke -Knock Knock! -Who's there? -The Alamo -The Alamo who? -You said you'd remember!"

"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."

"Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I've never come this way before!"" The other nun says, ""Oh, it's the cobblestones!"""

"What's the difference between a Unicorn and a cop who treats black people fairly? Nothing; they both don't exist."

"In the prison shower... If you bend over, you can really hit those high notes."