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Joke of the Day
"What are the sickest rock layers? The ones with diabases."
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"Love sucks..... but true love swallows"
"God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days."
"Why the fuck do babies enjoy being thrown in the air? How terrifying would it be if a giant repeatedly tossed you above their head?"
"The man who invented clickbait has died. You'll never guess when his funeral is..."
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