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Joke of the Day

"You know what West Virginians say about dating, don't you? The closer the kin, the better the skin."

"I had to stop eating clocks, it was too time consuming."

"What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D"

"I always wanted to run a pharmacy and put ""Seriously, TMI"" on all the receipts."

"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""

"Me: Got any more of those debbled eggs? Friend: Did you just say DEBBLED eggs? Me: No, I said the right thing..."

"TIL that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own version of the devil . . . You will know this fake Flying Spaghetti Monster by his name, for he is known as the Im-Pasta."

"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."

"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."

"What noise does a homosexual horse make? Geigh"