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Joke of the Day
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!"
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"I read my kids a few select Facebook statuses before bed, kiss them on their heads, and whisper, ""This is why we have to stay in school"""
"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, for one, the flag is a big plus."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Come buy some candy kids!"
"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."
"CONSERVE ENERGY: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?"
"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."
"Confucius say, ""Man who can put bait on hook well... ...is a master baiter."""
"The main problem with gay marriage is when two men hold the knife to cut the cake they will be too strong and cut through the plate & table."
"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."