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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ""ooooooh""and ""aaaaaaah""? About three inches. "
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"Ultimately, even the mighty invincible Achilles was killed with a bowshot to his foot. Time wounds all heels"
"Im tired of chasing people who wont chase me... from today on the ice cream man can go fuck himself."
"A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!"
"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"Pretty certain the day I die my body will be found tangled in Saran Wrap with an untouched sandwich on the counter."
"Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words."
"You know what makes me smile? ... my face muscles"
"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"
"Statistically speaking..... Isn't a mean Joe just an average Joe?"