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Joke of the Day
"Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words."
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"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"
"Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a hour. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber. edit: words"
"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"It's amazing that whales have evolved to live for over 700 years and humans have evolved to spread misinformation online! Nature's wonders!"
"All microwaveable popcorn packages should be accompanied by dental floss"
"What is a... ...pain in the ass to do with a woman? Anything What is a pain in the ass to do without a woman? Sex"
"Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'."
"A german asks his friend for the time So a german asks his friend ""Do you know what time it is?"" ""Nein"" ""really? I could've sworn it was 8"""