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Joke of the Day
"Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words."
Next Joke
"Hey stupid & ugly people that are brimming with self confidence. What meds are you on? I want some."
"What do you call a baby girl who died of alcohol poisoning? Give me a blender and we'll call her a bloody mary."
"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."
"A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him."
"Here's my Bruce Jenner joke I made a joke"
"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."
"Hey girl, are you a repost? Because I fucking hate you and wish you didn't exist."
"I think my dog always follows me into the bathroom because I always follow her outside when she goes and she just thinks that's how it works"
"Why did Ronald McDonald divorce his wife? He found out she's now selling her McMuffin all day"