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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."
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"A black man and an autistic man walk into a bar The autistic man orders a shot, but the black man gets it instead"
"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."
"Girl you remind me of this steak I have no steak"
"My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor."
"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth."
"Don't listen to people who tell you not to stay up late. They're just trying to trick you into being a well-rested person who isn't anxious."
"I hate when people tell me to have a safe flight. Like I have a choice. It's either back home, or in a swamp. I'll try really hard to live."
"I rang my boss and asked him ""what is the difference between work and your daugter?"" ""I won't be coming into work today!"""
"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."