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Joke of the Day
"What do old lady vaginas smell like? Depends."
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"When a clock is hungry... ...it goes back four seconds."
"A friend told me he was karyophil And i was like ""Are you fucking nuts?"""
"The Mexican magician The Mexican Magician tells the audience she will disappear on the count of three. He says ""uno...dos...*poof*"" he disappeared without a tres."
"Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do."
"Why did the little boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a car"
"Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao"
"Recent studies link bacon to cancer. ""Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer"", said one pink scientist."
"A Jew walks by a penny"
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years... I don't have 2020 vision."