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Joke of the Day
"Why does the forest stink during a storm? Because the trees break wind."
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"Keeping busy in prison"
"Abortion is an out of body experience for fetuses"
"What is a NYC nanosecond? If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green."
"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron man is a well known super hero. Iron Woman, that's a command."
" Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!"
"if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off"
"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"
"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"