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Joke of the Day

"Two rabbits are getting it down one afternoon the one rabbit says to the other ""This is fun, wasn't it?'"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know Y."

"[i walk up to a woman wearing headphones and take them off her and put them on] nice this song rules. what? sorry, can't talk. headphones on"

"We need to protect this country! The U.S. needs to stop these Chinese terrorists from crossing the border and spreading Ebola!"

"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"

"If you're Italian in the kitchen and Russian in the hallway what are you in the bathroom? European."

"I went to the zoo the other day. I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring... I still don't know how I feel about that."

"I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing."

"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"