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Joke of the Day
"*wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*"
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"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."
"I wish my car could put its hands in its pockets and whistle when I drive by a cop."
"Every time your kid starts crying when they don't get what they want, just say ""I don't negotiate with terrorists."""
"So a man goes and tells his wife he's going to take the day off..."
"Did you know Hitler didn't like to eat meat? He was a vegetaryan."
"I'm on a pepperoni pizza cleanse."
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"My grocery list tells the story: limes, beer, TP, creamer, donuts, batteries, excedrin, a life."
"What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell"