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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Hitler didn't like to eat meat? He was a vegetaryan."
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"Three Jews walk into a bar Mitzvah."
"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."
"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"
"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"
"Entomology. It's Sci-ants."
"My wife said i couldnt make a car out of spaghetti... should have seen her face when i drove pasta"
"I'm thankful to live in a time where I can use social media without having to use social skills."
"My friend was writing checks that his butt can't cash... it's because his butt didn't have a valid id"
"Brew coffee. Chill coffee. Use coffee instead of water to make Twice-Brewed Coffee. Win Nobel Prize. Begin to glow, levitate. Eat building."