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Joke of the Day

"I completely understand parents who choose not to vaccinate their children... ...because they all got vaccinated as children, and obviously turned out retarded."

"Where do people with ADHD go? To concentration camps."

"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"

"Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ... cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password"

"Thank you for telling the definition of ""many"" to me. It means a lot."

"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""

"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"

"Gays are fucking assholes."

"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"Your momma is so stupid that she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."