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Joke of the Day
"A wise man once said... Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs."
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"Now that ""twerking"" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate."
"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!"
"I was sucking off my new Thai bride, last night When I thought.. ""Hang on a fuckin' minute"""
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that one again."
"What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!"
"you ~~you~~ **your existence** ~~lol jk~~"
"I have a new alter ego named Princess of Optimism. You may call me Poo."
"Why did the US citizen cross the road? To cross the border into Canada."
"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."