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Joke of the Day
"my mum didn't know I could make a car out of spaghetti. That was until I drove pasta"
Next Joke
"She said, ""I want you to make love to me so badly."" He replied, ""And that's exactly what I'm going to do."""
"What does the sign on a closed brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."
"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."
"What does a successful rapping cow struggle with? Moo money moo problems"
"Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own, but others peoples are just unbearable"
"Knock, knock... Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!"
"Why do Mexican students act like they own the school? Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof"
"If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"
"""Is that a banana in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"" *Pulls out smart car"