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Joke of the Day
"The difference between a seesaw and a catapult? An overweight friend."
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"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""
"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."
"[Dark humor] What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead."
"So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going He said ""Can't complain""."
"I'd also tell you a joke about how my balls hang. . . But that's too low."
"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."
"I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room."
"Adult me: I wish I was a kid again. Kid me: I wish I was a dinosaur! RaWr!"
"""If you could take one thing from a burning house, what would it be?"" THE FIRE. I WOULD TAKE THE FIRE AND PUT IT OUTSIDE. Easy. Next."