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Joke of the Day

"Two flies on a piece of shit Two Flies are on a piece of shit. One farts and the others goes ""Hey! I'm eating here."""

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"

"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"

"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"

"What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition."

"Where do burgers go to dance At the MEATBALL U !FOOKERS!"

"If Donald Trump becomes president in 2016, there will be hell toupee."

"Tell the punchline first. How do you ruin a joke?"

"My friend peed on the floor so he can come into my room. I looked over at him and told him ""You're in"""

"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."