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Joke of the Day

"Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock"

"Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful."

"I told my wife to go shopping for a pair of great tits. She thought I was talking about cosmetic surgery."

"New York City is the only place where sound travels faster than light. I always hear the horn before the light turns green."

"Pro Tip for the ladies. Ask him to show you where the ""jack thingy"" is at in the trunk and when he shows you.. That's when you push him in."

"Work today had a sexual harassment seminar It was a real let down when I found out they weren't going to teach how to sexually harass."

"On their 30th anniversary Patty turns to Mary, tears in his eyes, and says Mary, you've added so much texture to my life... it's been rough."

"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."

"No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary. thanks dad!"

"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."