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Joke of the Day
"Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock"
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"My neighbors are listening to great music... ...Whether they like it or not!"
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"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""
"How do you make a cookie dance? Throw a little dough at it!"
"Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!"
"Mark Zuckerberg screwed over his class mates and best friend. Do you honestly think he cares about your opinion on the new Timeline layout?"
"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"
"Luis Suarez is teaming up with Joe Hart to advertise Head and bloody Shoulders."
"My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore... They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadtrombone.com/)"