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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you're getting aid's From the pounding sensation in your ass."

"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"". But John came in fifth and won a toaster."

"What hurts more; giving birth or being kicked in the balls? A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed."

"What do you call a man with no shin Toe knee"

"Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?"

"What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur? Batman isn't wearing hockey pads."

"Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy."

"A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It's nice, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."

"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"