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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no shin Toe knee"
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"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"
"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!"
"Start with the answer. What's an easy way to ruin a good joke?"
"What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden? Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'"
"Can you believe they got back together after all that shit? MY BUTT CHEEKS!!!"
"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."
"""I just can't wait to hear the audible gasps of amazement from everyone who enters my house."" -Me after spending 6 minutes cleaning"
"I hate the part of the conversation where the other person says things."