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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no shin Toe knee"

"What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays"

"Princess: U alone? Luigi: Ya. Mario lookin 4 u underwater. P: lol. wut? L: ya idk. meet up? P: sure. go-karts L: k i'll bring bananas"

"How long does it take to drive across France? 3 days by panzer"

"A customer was buying condoms at work today. I asked if he'd like a bag. ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong substitute teacher Whoops, wrong sub."

"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"

"13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing."

"What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor."

"Son, do we have any dopted? Son: What is a dopted? Dad: You are! Son: Ha ha funny one dad.(Sarcastically) Dad: I'm not your dad!"