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Joke of the Day
"""This is some good shit!"" A gourmet fly."
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"Weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which one decides whether to lick the area that someone pees from."
"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."
"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
"Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass."
"I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know."
"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."
"What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars? ""Let Meowt!!!!"""
"What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill? Rick O'Shay."