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Joke of the Day

"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"

"What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college? About thirty thousand dollars a year."

"My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."

"The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."

"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"What are Starbucks two shipping options? Ground and federal expresso"

"Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror? To see how she looks like when sleeping."

"How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? ....Trick Question. they cant change anything..."