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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?!?! and the steering wheel, the dashboard, the windshield...."

"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."

"Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble."

"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."

"What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen? Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out..."

"My grandmother treats me like a rock star By that I mean she lets me sign her tits"

"I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches... less 10%."

"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"

"eer booze and fun!' 'How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."

"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"