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Joke of the Day

"[OFFENSIVE] How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw... (Heard this one the other day from a friend, and thought I might share it here. :P)"

"Pokemon GO is the biggest thing right now, guess whats up next! Plantation Tycoon DownSouth 1600s Go Railroad 1800's Tycoon Auschwitz Tycoon Pedophile Go"

"You know what's wild, a person can die from complications from Alzheimer's. Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes."

"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"

"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""

"Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts."

"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"

"After two months, I finally finished reading a book on herbs & spices It's about thyme. Bet you didn't see that one cumin."

"Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'."

"Why does England always get attacked in the summer? Because the Knights are shorter then."