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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox."

"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"

"Damn girl, you remind me of my mother! /* indistinguishable sobs *"

"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."

"Jokes About German Sausages They're the wurst."

"Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early."

"Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing"

"The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away"

"I used to go to church as a kid. I got so tired of having to kneel, and sit and stand-up all the time. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."

"What do you get when you combine 99 lesbians and a politician? 100 people that don't do dick"