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Joke of the Day

"Husband:-""So when you starting back at the gym""? Me:-""Why""? H:-""Because you need to"" His funeral takes place next week."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA."

"Jokes religious people find offensive Why did chicken cross the road? He had cancer on his balls. P.S. He was actually Allah and not chicken"

"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."

"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"

"The Story of the Old, Empty Barn There was nothing in it."

"I heard /r/Jokes likes pizza jokes.. Nevermind, it's too cheesy."

"Before pulled pork, pork just used to stand on the edge of the dance-floor, nodding to the music and looking cool."

"What's Forrest Gumps Favorite Password? 1Forrest1"