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Joke of the Day

"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."

"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"

"Selling weed Get rich or high trying"

"What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball? *cough* *cough*"

"I complain about my kids a lot but I'd be lost without them. Lost in my expensive sports car in designer clothes. Or lost in my clean house."

"GUY (whose car died): can u help me? I need a jump ME (pulling a trampoline out of my trunk): im always prepared for emergencies like this"

"Few people know that inventor of the car alarm Enrico Irritanti never owned an automobile. He did, however, passionately hate his neighbors."

"Have you heard the joke about the cloud? No? Eh, it's way over your head."

"Doctors just told me I have ""stripper lung"" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to ""JIGGLERS"" again I'll die."

"my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks"