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Joke of the Day

"What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common? They both have dead walkers."

"I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! ""Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!"" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship."

"Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? I did this with my life."

"[impatiently yells] ""What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??"" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen."

"What do you call a disease you get from having sex? Infucktious Diseases"

"Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vesti-gator!"

"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""

"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"

"What's a philosophers favorite toy? Plato"