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Joke of the Day

"Selfies are just sad reminders that you have no friends willing to take pictures of your face and cleavage."

"Words hurt The other day an N-word hit me over the head with a tire iron."

"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. My response: Oh, about 20 minutes."

"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"

"I just told a cow that he's being watched. I always like to make beef stew."

"To tell the difference between an African and an Indian elephant, you look at its ears, then lift one up and shout ""WHERE ARE YOU FROM M8?"""

"I was making breakfast, then ""She's a maniac"" came on the radio... Everything is a blur. Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?"

"why doctorates are better then MBBS, the pee HD"

"What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty? The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark."