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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever gotten shampoo in your mouth while singing in the shower? Turns into a real Soap Opera."

"Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know.."""

"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"

"A hot dog walks into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve sandwiches here."" The hot dog says, ""That's ok. I came for the roast beef."""

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands"

"Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet."

"My wife's been missing for two weeks and the police said to prepare for the worst. So I went to the Goodwill and got her clothes back."

"A marching band passed by this morning, shouting ""Make America Great Again!"" Must be some Donald Trumpeters."

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys? Coach."

"Game of Thrones would have had more seasons... But HBO didn't want it to dragon too long."