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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys? Coach."

"Talking with your girlfriend is just like software installation EULA you just scroll down waiting for it to finish and agree without understanding what it says"

"Hilarious Email Signature Sent from DOM control panel by (name) If you wish to say ""no"" to future emails, please click here However, please bear in mind that ""no"" does not always mean ""no"""

"I'm not an olympic sprinter, I just run like one when my ex wants to talk."

"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."

"How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent"

"Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started they emit noxious odours and half the time they don't work."

"I think Trump will be a great president Just had to put my two Pence in there"

"I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... Because I couldn't give a dam."

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."