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Joke of the Day
"Which race is the most racist? The human one."
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"Ate a burger while reading about the worst burgers in America. Now I'm gonna read about the decline of society while I tweet."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do."
"My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day. I waved her off and said ""Nah 'ma stay."""
"What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail? ...you know he did it."
"What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated"
"Knock Knock St. Patricks Day edition. Knock knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you would open the door I'm freezing out here!"
"My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period."
"A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy"
"all ramen noodles come from one impossibly long noodle of disputed origins. no one knows how much is left or what will happen when it's gone"