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Joke of the Day
"Which race is the most racist? The human one."
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"How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"
"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."
"What do you call a white boxer? Black and blue"
"Yo momma's so fat... ...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory."
"actualy the childrens story ""the three litle pigs"" is the first documented report of a wolf WHO CAN BREATHE HURICANES"
"Good cop: We got you red-handed! Weatherman cop: Well there's a 70% chance of guilt but I'd go ahead and make weekend plans"
"A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""