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Joke of the Day

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"I feel like I could beat a polygraph test every time I tell someone that I'll make sure to return the Tupperware that the dish came in."
"What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna? Battleshvitz"
"E....I...O...U...Y....A ugh, vowel movement. Sorry"
"I was going to post a joke about my poop this morning but it was too corny."
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar It was tense."
"What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!"
"Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers."
"Why do prison guards use Proactive? To prevent further breakouts."
"ME: I've expressed this political opinion so clearly, there's no way anyone could misinterpret it. THE INTERNET: lmao challenge accepted"