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Joke of the Day
"A jew girl's doctor tricked her into having sex with him. Hesadic was good for her."
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"I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie."
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. I now have $999,999.75"
"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."
"Everyone gets my UDP jokes. Well not everyone, because sometimes people just don't always get UDP jokes."
"*brakes hard* *throws arm across passenger seat to protect pizza*"
"Pretty sure I know what my wife's getting me for my birthday cause when I guessed, ""A 3-way?"" she got all angry like I ruined the surprise."
"I took a piano lesson with Elton John... He was so nice, he even offered to push in my stool."
"I guess that is what a Brazilian wax feels like."