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Joke of the Day
"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you"
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"[son's football game] Other dad: which one's yours? Me: I can't remember. I just wait for him in the car when the games over"
"The first time your mom saw me naked She asked for an epidural"
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar."
"How to catch a polar bear: 1) Cut a hole in the ice. 2) Carefully place peas in a circle around the hole. 3) Hide and wait. 4) When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole."
"What is the dumbest joke you've ever come up with, while at work or in school? Go!"
"""Did you ever try my hot salty water?"" - Inventor of soup"
"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""
"What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming."